August 2012
ssweaterweather:
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes...
notime4yourshit:
cleophatrajones:
Truth.
The struggle is real.
cosmo tip #355
expertcosmotips:
have some david bowie inspired sex and put glitter in his urethra. when he cums, it will be like a beautiful glitter explosion
connuh:
baby you light up my world like nobody else
“All the wonderful things that you are looking for - happiness, peace, and joy -...”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via heyfranhey)
consios asked: wats your fav 80s song
zayn looks like a fucking italian model i literally can’t
nakedlarryinmybed:
sexderman:
phelphte:
thegirlincendio:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened so fast
met a girl crazy as me
met a boy fictionally
bloggin days drifting away to those uh uh those bloggin nights
tell me more tell me more
did you get many followers
tell me more tell more
did you write any fics
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog any dicks
ghostpulse:
THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
autonomouslover asked: Quick query, why do you consider yourself disorganized?
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dally88 asked: belle fille noir
mhnkta asked: hey what's up?
consios asked: eh yo girl , do you like drake cause you from t-dot you should love drake
fycso:
send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog
cosmo tip #335
expertcosmotips:
ready for back to school? cut off all his skin and sew it into a backpack
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sailboatexplosion:
I just realized that there’s Gary Oldman and Gary Numan and I’m laughing so hard.
Lmao
