im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
sapphrikah: johnnynothumbs: juliannacroker: Imagine if you spelled PAID right
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
blowingliam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. so...
I met your father when he cat called me while I was walking down the street...– No one, ever. (via inthislistlesslife)
plazm: plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
One day you'll meet a guy. And ultimately, he's...
marfmellow: I need to start working on our love. <3